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Mahogany Plank, at your service. - ReturnFate - 2012-07-23

I am Mahogany Plank. I am a lawyer working out of a small island off the coast of tutorial island. I have no age, so do not ask. You need a lawyer, ask. You don't need a lawyer, I'll sue you. Enjoy your day.


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - Bowlinmaster - 2012-07-23

Welcome


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - Dave - 2012-07-23

Why do I get the feeling that you're not really a mahogany plank at all?


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - ReturnFate - 2012-07-23

(2012-07-23 03:29:24)Dave Wrote:  Why do I get the feeling that you're not really a mahogany plank at all?

It sounds like you need a lawyer sir. If not I'll sue you for insulting my good name.


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - old_jon - 2012-07-23

I need 4,208 of you, to be precise. Good

Not that I'm in that big a trouble that I need that many lawyers. No
I just need another level of construction. Grin

Welcome Mahogeh. You remind me of someone... someone inspirational... Whistle


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - AlchemyHawk - 2012-07-23

i heard ur 2 expensive


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - Dave - 2012-07-23

(2012-07-23 03:52:57)Mahogany Plank Wrote:  
(2012-07-23 03:29:24)Dave Wrote:  Why do I get the feeling that you're not really a mahogany plank at all?

It sounds like you need a lawyer sir. If not I'll sue you for insulting my good name.

I will not stand for the vicious implication that I have done something to warrant the need for a defence attorney. I will be suing you for defamation of character. What are your rates?


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - Evaluate - 2012-07-23

I see.


RE: Mahogany Plank, at your service. - Heather - 2012-07-23

im confused!