How did you choose your RS name?

I spent weeks hunting down a display name, while I liked my original account name the ability to change it opened up a wide array of possibilities, plus I needed to escape a sordid past of pking and selling myself for gp behind Varrock West bank. Getting a new identify seemed a great choice.

I tirelessly rummaged through dictionaries, harassed librarians and racked my brain for an answer. Eventually a forum post revealed an available display name, one so perfect that I cannot even remember what it was (it was amazing, I swear). Heart pounding, sweat dripping from my brow (it was like a RuneScape display name action movie, get working on the screenplay) I rushed to the name changing form. This was it.

Try another or choose from one of these suggestions

• lolnoob
  nameisntavailable22
  ggyoulose
  

It';s not available!?!? OH FUCK

And that was it. Oh Fuck. But with Duck instead of Fuck because it was subtly hilarious.

Except now everyone thinks I look like this: