Spring Cleaning (Without the.. Spring?)

So does this mean because my laptop broken and I'm using my old one which laggs doing anything like cooking -.-, I'll be kicked?

If your active on the forums or IRC, and have done at least one event in the past however many days, your fine. If you do not meet those requirements then you'll be investigated by the staff.

IRC won't even load up on this laptop without crashing it.
Well would me getting the Skilling Event exp cut off keep me or does that not count as an event? :/

Seeing as you have a reason, I don't think you'd get kicked out. If you were inactive and stuff for no reason though, then they probably would.