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2011-06-08 02:52:35
(2011-06-08 02:33:11)Saul Wrote:(2011-06-07 23:29:10)Agent Shay Wrote:(2011-06-07 23:15:11)Evaluate Wrote: Seriously though, get this guy hired by Jagex. Bots will be gone in like 3 hours.
So will everyone else. XD He's going to end up exploding all the RS servers globally.
I sense.. a WTFBOMB the MINUTE this guy gets hired.
[Jagex training orientation]
-15 seconds in-
J-mod trainer: And if you'll notice, pressing ctrl + alt + k will kick the server offline, as long as you are logged into your J-mod account.
New guy:
*runs over to nearest computer*-10 seconds later-
*logs into RS*
-5 seconds later-
*sees someone alching at the GE* OMFG A BOT! *tries to press ctrl + alt + k but his hands spazz and he hits some crazy keyboard combination*
-5 seconds later-
*all servers go offline*
-15 seconds later-
*notice goes up on RS homepage: "All servers are down due to scheduled maintenance. Thank you for your patience."*
... What, you thought scheduled maintenance was actually planned? XD