• You wear white gloves while cooking and claim they’ll prevent you from burning food.
  
• You don’t talk to people, because you’ve been muted by a mod.
  
• You go to the bank and expect they will let you deposit 100 pictures of lobsters.
  
• You give your girlfriend a pair of light blue boots, claiming their boots of lightness and they’ll make her weigh less.
  
• When you pick up a penny and wonder why it won’t re-spawn.
  
• When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”.
  
• When you buy a paper party hat for 70,000,000 dollars.
  
• You call your lunch-lady a n00b for selling cooked chicken.
  
• When the first insult that springs to mind is “n00b”
  
• When someone says something funny and you say “ROFL”.
  
• You commit suicide just to see if Lumbridge really exists.
  
• When you watch Harry Potter and e-mail JK Rowling asking “What’s Harry’s Mage Level?”
  
• When you see steel suits of armor in Europe and think “n00bs”.
  
• If you can see your Run % counter decrease when you run laps in gym class.
  
• When you have a paranoid fear that the lunch lady will hit you with a baguette.
  
• If you see a Baby wearing a Party hat and you say “Hacker”.
  
• You go to Burger King and order a kid’s meal just to get a party hat.
  
• If you try to walk through people like in RS, but you can’t!
  
• When your goldfish is *mysteriously* harpooned with a toothpick.
  
• When you start humming RuneScape music.
  
• When you don’t eat bread at a restaurant because it only restores 3 hit points.
  
• When you go up to a locked door and shout darn members only!
  
• You bribe your mom to pay for your members subscription.
  
• Your history essay is on the history of runescape
  
• Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body
  
• You see a bridge or building collapsing you scream "Glitch!!!" and try to take a screenshot of it
  
• You start drawing circles on the ground, hoping you end up in Lumbridge
  
• You answer "place of birth:" with "Lumbridge"
  
• You get hit by a car, get back up and scream "99 defence here, n00b"
  
• You wake up, open the curtains, look outside and say "I believe Jagex has updated the graphics again"
  
• You trow a bag with a picture of a wolf on it on the ground and your friends says "N00b, you need to complete Wolf Whistle first"
  
• You start shouting "EARTH BLAST!!!" while sitting on the toilet
  
• You go to the zoo and try to spot every penguin and afterwards talk to the zoo-keeper for your exp/coins
  
• You think the resurrection of Jesus was a result of extreme lag as it took him 3 days
  

• killing pidgeons because they drop adamant bars (avis) [thanks to Vampy]
  
• When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”. - LOL Agreed. Although even better would be "Go ahead, I don't have a skull." When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”. - LOL Agreed. Although even better would be "Go ahead, I don't have a skull." [thanks to Amenhotep]
  
• You know you're addicted when you stay up 24/7 because you don't sleep in RS either [thanks to Eissoj (any experience with this Eissoj?)]
  
• Live Fast, Spawn In Fally. [thanks to Amenhotep]
  
• You try packing 28 sharks in your bag [thanks to Rarely Lucky]
  

(2010-12-06 18:53:03)Downfall Wrote:  That pretty much covers everything I could ever think of. It's an epically funny list though, will definitely go over this and show a few people Come up with these yourself?