Signs of addiction to RuneScape

Signs of addiction to RuneScape

• You wear white gloves while cooking and claim they’ll prevent you from burning food.
  
• You don’t talk to people, because you’ve been muted by a mod.
  
• You go to the bank and expect they will let you deposit 100 pictures of lobsters.
  
• You give your girlfriend a pair of light blue boots, claiming their boots of lightness and they’ll make her weigh less.
  
• When you pick up a penny and wonder why it won’t re-spawn.
  
• When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”.
  
• When you buy a paper party hat for 70,000,000 dollars.
  
• You call your lunch-lady a n00b for selling cooked chicken.
  
• When the first insult that springs to mind is “n00b”
  
• When someone says something funny and you say “ROFL”.
  
• You commit suicide just to see if Lumbridge really exists.
  
• When you watch Harry Potter and e-mail JK Rowling asking “What’s Harry’s Mage Level?”
  
• When you see steel suits of armor in Europe and think “n00bs”.
  
• If you can see your Run % counter decrease when you run laps in gym class.
  
• When you have a paranoid fear that the lunch lady will hit you with a baguette.
  
• If you see a Baby wearing a Party hat and you say “Hacker”.
  
• You go to Burger King and order a kid’s meal just to get a party hat.
  
• If you try to walk through people like in RS, but you can’t!
  
• When your goldfish is *mysteriously* harpooned with a toothpick.
  
• When you start humming RuneScape music.
  
• When you don’t eat bread at a restaurant because it only restores 3 hit points.
  
• When you go up to a locked door and shout darn members only!
  
• You bribe your mom to pay for your members subscription.
  
• Your history essay is on the history of runescape
  
• Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body
  
• You see a bridge or building collapsing you scream "Glitch!!!" and try to take a screenshot of it
  
• You start drawing circles on the ground, hoping you end up in Lumbridge
  
• You answer "place of birth:" with "Lumbridge"
  
• You get hit by a car, get back up and scream "99 defence here, n00b"
  
• You wake up, open the curtains, look outside and say "I believe Jagex has updated the graphics again"
  
• You trow a bag with a picture of a wolf on it on the ground and your friends says "N00b, you need to complete Wolf Whistle first"
  
• You start shouting "EARTH BLAST!!!" while sitting on the toilet
  
• You go to the zoo and try to spot every penguin and afterwards talk to the zoo-keeper for your exp/coins
  
• You think the resurrection of Jesus was a result of extreme lag as it took him 3 days
  

Signs added by other Surrealists

• killing pidgeons because they drop adamant bars (avis) [thanks to Vampy]
  
• When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”. - LOL Agreed. Although even better would be "Go ahead, I don't have a skull." When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”. - LOL Agreed. Although even better would be "Go ahead, I don't have a skull." [thanks to Amenhotep]
  
• You know you're addicted when you stay up 24/7 because you don't sleep in RS either [thanks to Eissoj (any experience with this Eissoj?)]
  
• Live Fast, Spawn In Fally. [thanks to Amenhotep]
  
• You try packing 28 sharks in your bag [thanks to Rarely Lucky]
  

Now, how many sign do you have? Post how many and tell us which one please
If you know any other signs, please keep them coming

That pretty much covers everything I could ever think of. It's an epically funny list though, will definitely go over this and show a few people Come up with these yourself?

killing pidgeons because they drop adamant bars (avis)

I'm never going to think of earth blast the same way ever again.

When you’re at gunpoint and you say “go ahead, I’ll only drop five bucks”. - LOL Agreed. Although even better would be "Go ahead, I don't have a skull."

I must be addicted to Runescape >.<
who woulda thought :p

That pretty much covers everything I could ever think of. It's an epically funny list though, will definitely go over this and show a few people Come up with these yourself?

I came up with a few and then started searching :p

You know you're addicted when you stay up 24/7 because you don't sleep in RS either

Live Fast, Spawn In Fally.

You try packing 28 sharks in your bag.

I got one:
When you gash your arm and start horfing down tuna to ease the pain

There are all very Clever!