(2013-04-24 22:33:50)AlchemyHawk Wrote: Haha awesome intro, welcome to Surreal Alex!
What's wrong with England? =p Hehe, I am sure you will fit in great here.
Oh look it's sunny outside let's go out and do something!
*starts raining*
Oh wow England made it out of the group stage in the world cup!
*immediately loses next match*
Great I've gotten some qualifications, time to go out and get a job!
*only available job is 30 miles away*
(2013-04-24 22:40:52)Oberst Wrote: What have I done...
You've created an unstoppable machine sent back in time with one mission. To join this clan.