RuneScape Zombie Apocalypse

Brilliant responses. Haha.

Speaking of Shaun of the Dead, here's the one I wrote earlier when I first saw this:

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Okay, this is valid reason to take a break from Statistics homework.

• Teammates: AP Soccer (a friend of mine) and Surula the Barmaid? She seems like a badass, and AP is pretty switched on. Yeah, we’d make a great team.
  
• Spawn Point: Shilo Village Gem Mine? Damn, already getting creepy.
  
• Gear: Fisherman’s outfit, Karamja Gloves 4, and a Greater Runic Staff with a single Ice Barrage charge in it so it glows. Okay, I’m already pretty screwed.
  
• Items: An Ancient Statuette, a Raw Sea Turtle, and 3 Agile Tops.
  

First, climb up the ladder. You’ll never survive if you’re cornered. Raid the General Store. It has Iron Hatchets, Leather items, a tinderbox, candles, cooked meat, rope and a machete. Grab them, equip the leather items and a machete. Hurdle the exit, use the single barrage spell on the zombies in the Shilo Village exit so we’ve got a bit of a chance.

There’s a few Jungle Foresters in the area that would be zombified. Attempt to take them out one at a time. Quietly make our way to the northern part of Tai Bwo Wannai. Harvest the Calquats (are they even edible?) without being noticed. I have some planted in the patch.

This plan is taking too long and I need to get back to work, so we go to the Dead Man’s Chest (bar in Brimhaven), have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.