Which runescape NPC would you like to meet?

I would like to meet evil dave and evil Bob. So evil

Pauline, oh the abuse I could give her..

slight overkill with the evil...

I'd like to meet party pete

The genie to grant my wishes of meeting more randoms. After that was over... I'd meet these people:

Molly (evil twin random) so I can throw her into a toy crane machine and see how she likes being picked up with it.
Leo (gravedigger random) so I can make him dig up coffins and rearrange them in graves.
Actually, there's a pattern here. I could make every annoying random suffer if I met them. So let's try something else.

The sandwich lady for unlimited snacks.
The Shaikahan to become my pet.
Zanik because she's awesome.

There are others, but they are not coming to mind at the moment. Interesting thread idea!

The Evil Twin. Shes so naughty.

Party Pete!

Definitely sandwich lady!

If I had to pick just one...I'd say Reldo or Azzandra. Just imagine the lore that those two could teach me.

I would like to meet the Evil Chicken, to ask him why he terrorizes the chickens outside of the barbarian agility arena from time to time. (I saw him about 10+ times when getting 99, thought I was going crazy when I saw the BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)

Sandwich lady to kill her.
Tree Spirit, to chop her up for real.
Stranger Plant, to burn it for all the times it poisoned and attacked me when I did pick the fruit... -_-
Shade, to ask him why he would always attack me when I wanted to bury bones and never gave me the top but just bottoms


I could go on and on. But yeah, all the randoms to give them hell.

you forgot mr. hyde, lovely man who gets angered if you dont talk to him or dont give him herb