RuneScape Zombie Apocalypse

glyphgirl47658 (spam bot) and the Tool Leprechaun are my team mates.
I'll spawn at Burthorpe.
My current gear is: Infinity hat, Magic secataurs, Witchdoctor top and bottom, and Skoll boots.
Items to my advantage are: 33 Zamorak eggs, 2 mithril grapples, and 27 white firelighters.

Unless the leprechaun has some badass magic that can save us...I'm screwed.

glyphgirl47658 (spam bot) and the Tool Leprechaun are my team mates.
I'll spawn at Burthorpe.
My current gear is: Infinity hat, Magic secataurs, Witchdoctor top and bottom, and Skoll boots.
Items to my advantage are: 33 Zamorak eggs, 2 mithril grapples, and 27 white firelighters.

Unless the leprechaun has some badass magic that can save us...I'm screwed.

You could throw the spam bot into the rabid masses and make a break for it by teleporting to Vinesweeper (via Leprechaun magic) and live off of the rabbits that spawn there.

Old Jon and NPC Meg, uh oh we're in trouble
used captains log so Port sarim
Batwing and a VEX LOL
a spade tokkul and orts LOLOLOL
soul splitting all day


How long will you survive, and what’s your plan? i would go to karajama on the ship go to the volcano and use the thzaar as guard lololol and use my tokkul to buy weapons, then i would make my way back to the ship and go back to port sarim, go into my ports and go on my combat ship and rain havoc with all the cannons. then eventually die.

Haven't talked to anyone on pm in a week or so :p
Last place tele'd was Gnome Stronghold so looks like I have to deal with Gnome zombies.
The last two npcs where Surula and the challenges guy. Not a bad team since I don't talk to anyone on pm I took two npcs.

Also, I shit bricks and eat babies for breakfast in RS so I'd be fine in the zombie apoc.

I'm as good as dead.

Last person was Cj... Last NPC was a banker...
My equipment sucks... I have nothing useful except a phat.
Citadel was the last teleport...

I'm screwed since cj is going to hide in a dg.

Dont need no team, am naked, who needs 2 teleport.

Am in a mistake void (srs) gl outlasting me.

Portus (Justin), and Meg
Port Sarim
Dual Drygore maces
5k Rocktails, 1k prayer flasks, and 2172 potion flask.

Well I have 5k rocktails in 1st slot, so i would exhaust all of them, then pray melee vs zombies, and then escape on my Ports ships, while launching cannon barrages upon zombies.

I'm teaming up with Alex and Marmaros (guy who repairs chaotics). Meh, could be worse.

I'll spawn in Rellekka (not bad either).

I had penance aura, fury and comp cape on. Eternal protection, hell yes!

...or at least for 1:30hr or 2, not sure how much that one lasts.

First three items in my bank are Reverence aura, Jack of Trades and Greater Greenfingers. Ugh.

I would go to Fist of Guthix and establish a base there, because let's face it. There's no one there.

Then I'd use Alex to repopulate the Earth. ;


If a zombie came in there I'd be all like... bro u lost?

...Yeah.

Runescape is now real life and zombies have taken over. •The last person you spoke to on RS through your private chat, and the last NPC that you spoke to, are your two team mates. And yes, bots that spammed your PM do count. [Salvatore & the Black Marketeer]
•The last place you teleported to is where you’ll spawn. [Player Owned Port entrance]
•Your current equipped gear is what you have to defend yourself with. [arma range gear]
•The first 3 items in your bank are what you can use to your advantage. [all my coins and the next 2 items I have no idea as I'm at work]
•You have no food, but full prayer.


How long will you survive, and what’s your plan? [49 seconds - Salv will try to kill me and succeed, just for the fun of it]